Last day of the year

So once again, the 12 months journey is coming to an end. What’s the hype anyway :P
The last day of the year 2011... What about it? What do I do on this day?
Reminisce? Nah... That’s sheer boohoo! But guess what... I am doing that.

We had unlimited laughs, some tears maybe and then the YAY moments and OMG situations.
All had Good and Bad experiences. The proportion may vary. But we are okay with that. The time has passed and hope is all we have.
Some are hoping for something better to come along with the New Year while some would want to rewind and relive.
Some are thinking of better and executable New Year resolutions whereas some (including me) have already thought of ways to break them! :P They are just meant to be broken... aren’t they? However, the greater lot won’t think at all.

I am not great and hence I waste considerable amount of time “thinking”, which is mostly about world peace. Haha, very funny Rashmi. At times I even think non-productive stuff and word them because talking is costly!!

Like most of us, I learnt a lot this year. I’ll go ahead and take the liberty of expression. Just like an Auditor’s report and qualifications to the annual accounts, I observed, experienced and learnt the following during the year 2011.

Personal

- I have hardly 35 friends on Facebook but I know each one of them personally and genuinely. They all are special!
- A two year old and I are at the exact level of mental state when we are with our mommies at a Saree emporium: \
- November 2011 was the most remarkable month of the year.

People and Relationships

- There are three kinds of people in the world. The rich, the poor and everyone in between.
- Relationships are meant for those who are waiting for something worse to come along.
- Either keep checking their mail accounts, chats, call logs, inbox, bust them, fight, bicker, cry and feature in an Oscar winning movie... or Get A LIFE !!!
- Men and Loyalty don’t go hand in hand. So please girls, Stop comparing Men with dogs unless they aren’t your pet!!
- When you are on your best behaviour, people would still expect you to “Behave”.
- Once a cheater, always a cheater.
- Jealousy between two men is far more lethal than jealousy between two women.
- Everybody is self obsessed! Only some suffer from OCD.
- 80% of Men do not wash their hands after using the washroom.

Girls and Gossip

• Women come with a lot of baggage and unaccommodating brains.
• Women have an unconscious need to win ‘His’ approval.
• They know they are pretty still they love to hear it.
• A woman is what a man makes of her.
• There’s no point in keeping secrets from a girl, either she knows it or she’d invariably find it out.
• When there is nothing to be suspicious about, she’d go suspicious.
• Pink top and yellow pants are the worst wardrobe malfunction.
• You don’t have to be skimpy to look sexy.
• Sometimes a girl has to be naughty to get out of trouble.
• Chocolate is an accepted food in any occasion.
• Pulling out chairs and getting the doors by Men is never out of Fashion.

Behavioral and Moral Science

• Life is either fun or really funny.
• Never invest too much emotion in anything. It’s a set up for a pain of losing it.
• Every nonsense is interesting when you an exam the following day.
• A tongue is a mischievous little thing. Must be used with caution.
• A loss is not a loss until you discover it.
• Don’t look back in the past, it distracts from the NOW.
• By the time you realize what the best times of your life were, you are not kids anymore!
• Smile is the best cosmetic one can wear.
• Everybody is capable of doing everything they want.
• Blaming God and circumstances is the most sought and easiest way of resenting failures.
• The more you sweat in the practice, the less you bleed in the war.
• There is only one conclusion to all the stories in the world. We all fall down.
• Dance and music save the world.

To have new experiences, to make new mistakes and to learn new lessons,

For a prettier, happier and a grander Journey of next twelve months... let’s welcome Twenty-Twelve

Wishing you all a very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!

Love and Luck
RASHMI

If you don't have looks or money.

Why and How do girls get attracted?

Assume I am a guy name Doug.

Its a well planned game. Rookies start with "You've beautiful eyes/smile/hair or anything.

If that doesn't work, I say "Hey, Alisha", until eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, "My name's not Alisha it's... "Heather" or... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, "I thought you were the Alisha who was mad at me for not calling". And, from then on Heather, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her... who I rejected.

She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval
and from then on, it's cake. :D

One life

It's hard to stay sullen, when there's so much beauty in the world :)

The Final Mail

Hey,

“I don't intend to exchange any pleasantries.

I have done all sorts of "this is not me" things just to make you feel special and all kinds of "first time ever" things to make you believe how much I love you.
But ALL in vain.

I don't want to communicate with you anymore.
Reason? Well, I can list out 10000 reasons why I can't/don't want to.
But let it be........ “

I began to write a mail so as to explain my doubts and confusion. My mind changed and it changed into something else which is worth sharing.

Sometimes in life you can't explain yourself.
You are burning, bleeding, chocking and struggling but you don't want to show it.
That makes you weak and weaker. You don't want any pathos.

Once you were happy. You had your priorities set straight. You knew what you wanted.
You were on it. Sounds boring but that’s actually peaceful.

People deceitfully pierce their way into your monotonous yet simple life.
They make you laugh. They make you blush. They say how lucky they are to have found you!

You want to believe them but the logical brain stops you!
It gives you STOP/WARNING signs but you actually believe them.

You want to be fooled. And you switch the psyche off. You love the newness.
You think you were missing out all this. You get to hear the most romantic things that even Shakespeare would fail to imagine.
They will gab of cooking the most delicious recipes for you.
You are promised things that your KG friends’ Cinderella and snow white would not dream of.
At least they had their fates sealed in colourful pages and written well in advance.

You are so happy that your already colourful life now seems a grey film.
Your smitten state make you think... How did you ever survive without this florescence!

Congratulations - you have been clown-loaded successfully.

You speak a new vocabulary comprising of the words viz.
(Please don't barf) Babu, jaan, sweetu, puchu, mushi,
honeykins, cutekins, nonu, kuchikoo... argh I might poo.

You are their sunshine, moonlight, princess, smile, hope, dope... (Hang me on a rope)

After this epic insanity you do all the stereotypic hopelessness.
Like wearing their favourites, liking their dumb music which was plain "noise" before.
You are texting them all day. You talk muhf'in nonsense on phone. And then
Those x's and o's. Your cheekbones are tight of smiling. The Awwws and ohhhs.
(Gosh.. My keyboard would have an outburst and it'll shoot me alphanumerically)

This is tragic. Your thoughts change..What were your goals in life!

Who once was calculating EBIT and NPV is now calculating ‘how many days to His Birthday!!!’
Who once googled global recession is now searching for "What to gift him on Valentine's Day"

This is pathetic. Are they even worth all this?

The answer will soon come to you child.

The life which once smiled at you can't help smirking now.

You trust them. You are blindfolded.
The logical brain which is on the verge of extinction begs for your attention.
You decide to at least give it a chance.

SO here it is. You learn an ugly truth. You feel like having lost battle ships.
The dragon in dragon slayer roasted you to death,
You are stumped, hit wicket, run out and finally retired hurt (for cricket fans)

So while you were planning a surprise gift for them... They were making some other Puchikins laugh. They were cooking the SAME recipes and dedicating the SAME songs.
At least they must show some novelty. But Nooo... It’s a pattern baby and it doesn't change.

They are backpackers on their life's road and you could be any car/bus/lorry of their way.
They have been traveling like this and will continue to do so. You can't blame them.
Why did you give them a lift in the first place?

So now when you are back to senses.. You regret the journey.
Yes you took all the wrong turns.. You were misled, you lost ways, and you got hurt.
But before you meet an accident...
Gear up, slug the breaks, pull over and ask them to get off.

They'd gibber when you do so. You might even be called an underprivileged or a 'Bitch'ari.

But that's okay. You don't understand or speak "Loser"

You learnt a very good lesson.

~Trust no stranger and Love is Dogshit~

SO, let me conclude the letter now...

........“I don't want to communicate with you anymore.
Reason? Well, I can list out 10000 reasons why I can't/don't want to.

But I won't. You DON'T DESERVE to know.

Good Riddance!”

Fakebook

Sucktober Nomenber Pissember... Have a great year ahead :\

Had a Dream which was blue & white... Was it a Facebook dream! :P

Forgot my room no. and ordered lunch for the adjacent one.. :P Hunger takes away the senses!

The toughest thing about being a guy is that they can't cry when they want... In an effort to hide that little girl inside them.
Take the load off and cry, After-all you are an XY :)

O, Eleven Eleven Eleven..
What I've done!

Saying sorry is not a pain, Being sorry for yourself is... It leaves a scar named Regret and a lesson to learn

'Ef' to the 'you' then 'see' and 'kay'

If we know what we want, when we want, how we want.. we get what we want! :) One life!

It takes losing something to realize what you had.. But then it has to be forgone to realize what you don't have!