Friday, December 30, 2011

Last day of the year

So once again, the 12 months journey is coming to an end. What’s the hype anyway :P
The last day of the year 2011... What about it? What do I do on this day?
Reminisce? Nah... That’s sheer boohoo! But guess what... I am doing that.

We had unlimited laughs, some tears maybe and then the YAY moments and OMG situations.
All had Good and Bad experiences. The proportion may vary. But we are okay with that. The time has passed and hope is all we have.
Some are hoping for something better to come along with the New Year while some would want to rewind and relive.
Some are thinking of better and executable New Year resolutions whereas some (including me) have already thought of ways to break them! :P They are just meant to be broken... aren’t they? However, the greater lot won’t think at all.

I am not great and hence I waste considerable amount of time “thinking”, which is mostly about world peace. Haha, very funny Rashmi. At times I even think non-productive stuff and word them because talking is costly!!

Like most of us, I learnt a lot this year. I’ll go ahead and take the liberty of expression. Just like an Auditor’s report and qualifications to the annual accounts, I observed, experienced and learnt the following during the year 2011.

Personal

- I have hardly 35 friends on Facebook but I know each one of them personally and genuinely. They all are special!
- A two year old and I are at the exact level of mental state when we are with our mommies at a Saree emporium: \
- November 2011 was the most remarkable month of the year.

People and Relationships

- There are three kinds of people in the world. The rich, the poor and everyone in between.
- Relationships are meant for those who are waiting for something worse to come along.
- Either keep checking their mail accounts, chats, call logs, inbox, bust them, fight, bicker, cry and feature in an Oscar winning movie... or Get A LIFE !!!
- Men and Loyalty don’t go hand in hand. So please girls, Stop comparing Men with dogs unless they aren’t your pet!!
- When you are on your best behaviour, people would still expect you to “Behave”.
- Once a cheater, always a cheater.
- Jealousy between two men is far more lethal than jealousy between two women.
- Everybody is self obsessed! Only some suffer from OCD.
- 80% of Men do not wash their hands after using the washroom.

Girls and Gossip

• Women come with a lot of baggage and unaccommodating brains.
• Women have an unconscious need to win ‘His’ approval.
• They know they are pretty still they love to hear it.
• A woman is what a man makes of her.
• There’s no point in keeping secrets from a girl, either she knows it or she’d invariably find it out.
• When there is nothing to be suspicious about, she’d go suspicious.
• Pink top and yellow pants are the worst wardrobe malfunction.
• You don’t have to be skimpy to look sexy.
• Sometimes a girl has to be naughty to get out of trouble.
• Chocolate is an accepted food in any occasion.
• Pulling out chairs and getting the doors by Men is never out of Fashion.

Behavioral and Moral Science

• Life is either fun or really funny.
• Never invest too much emotion in anything. It’s a set up for a pain of losing it.
• Every nonsense is interesting when you an exam the following day.
• A tongue is a mischievous little thing. Must be used with caution.
• A loss is not a loss until you discover it.
• Don’t look back in the past, it distracts from the NOW.
• By the time you realize what the best times of your life were, you are not kids anymore!
• Smile is the best cosmetic one can wear.
• Everybody is capable of doing everything they want.
• Blaming God and circumstances is the most sought and easiest way of resenting failures.
• The more you sweat in the practice, the less you bleed in the war.
• There is only one conclusion to all the stories in the world. We all fall down.
• Dance and music save the world.

To have new experiences, to make new mistakes and to learn new lessons,

For a prettier, happier and a grander Journey of next twelve months... let’s welcome Twenty-Twelve

Wishing you all a very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!

Love and Luck
RASHMI

4 comments:

  1. Wow! This is like a treasure of quotes and a peep into all that has happened in previous 365 days. Simply wonderful!

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    1. Thanks sir. Will be publishing version 2014 soon

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  2. That was a good read.
    although i am proud to say that i belong to 20% men...

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